Seriously people… if you must talk all day that’s fine with me, as long as I am not listening to your shit. But please, I said… PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP for a minute or two while you’re in the bathroom, elevator, or at the restaurant. It’s really annoying and other people don’t want to hear about your life problems. I didn’t sign up to listen to your shit.
The Bathroom
I am not interested in your bitching about your lame life while I am taking a piss. Don’t you always have these losers coming up to you and saying, “Man, I hate my job, my boss just asked me to do [insert some shit].” You know what, you’ll never like your job, because that’s what kind of a person you are. You’ll fucking bitch about everything for rest of your life. There’s only two ways to solve your problem, one is to quit your job, and the other is to shoot yourself (and please do it right, I don’t want to hear “suicide attempt”). Pick the latter, because then you’ll do all of us a favor, one less loser to walk on this fucking earth.
I think everyone should learn the “Male Restroom Etiquettes”:
The Elevator
Here’s another one: the elevator. Why the fuck do people have the tendency to talk in the elevator? Can’t you shut the fuck for just ONE MINUTE? It’s usually a bitch female who’s doing the talking. Also, have you noticed… When there’s a hot chick in the elevator, and some douche bag has something to say about the fucking weather? Or, you just have an ugly chick complaining about her job all the time. Take a look at this scenario:
The Restaurant
Oh, and the restaurant. Stop brining your whiny little kids at upscale restaurants, that’s why they created Wendy’s, go there. Do you know why there’s always a waiting at the restaurants? It’s because people talk too much and eat less. I once overheard, at a fast food Chinese place, two bitches girls talking about world’s problems. Are you fucking kidding me? If you don’t get the fuck up, I’ll create some problems. This other time I heard two dumb black bitches girls talking their lungs out on the phone. People seriously need to learn some manners. There’s people waiting in line to sit down, get the fuck off the table after you’re done eating.
