Who says you need money to get laid? Bitches Women like fame, more than anything. They don’t like you for your physical appearances, they like you for who you are: your status, your fame, your abilities, your authoritative figure. Women want men that can make their friends jealous. She has to be able to say, “my man is better than yours.” The following professions definitely have all those things described above, that’s why these professions are guaranteed to get you laid:
Executives: A suit and tie are alone to get her all warm and fuzzy. Execs have this bold look and people around them kiss their ass. More men bow down to you, deeper she’ll take it in.
Animal Related: Dogs, cats, birds, turtles… if you have an animal related profession, girls will admire you. Just look at that fucking douchebag Cesar Milan. His shtick is that he “whispers” in dog’s ears. Get the fuck outta here! If you can whisper in dog’s ear, you sure will get a lot of tail (ass, for you idiots who didn’t get it), that’s for sure.
Bouncers: Girls will let you feel their tops and bottoms all the time, just so they can get in. Imagine how much they’ll gag on your junior if you can get them VIP sitting and free drinks.
Doctors: Nurses sure know what you mean when you say, “Drop em!” Nurses are known to be the horniest of them all! I mean, look at it this way, if nobody is dying, she needs something to do!
Teachers: Need an A? Come to my office for extra credit. Teachers are a natural attraction for females. Teachers have these incredible authoritative personality that girls would love to get their hands on. Open a book, and she will cum, I mean come.
Religious Figures: If you think Priests, Rabbis, and Swamis don’t get busy with the bitches, you need to wake the fuck up! These people fuck twice as much than any other profession, cowardly hiding behind their so called religion.
Pilots: Ladies and gentlemen, the plane is now on auto-pilot… I am getting bored, anyone wanna check out my cockpit? Sky girls fly all over and only guys they actually know are pilots! Trolly dollies are known highly for their ability for a great liftoff.
Entertainers (Musicians, Comedians, Actors, Pro Athletes): If you make them laugh, if you play a guitar, if you can act, if you can throw a ball… getting laid should be easier than boiling water. Girls, for some reason, just love anything entertaining. Play few string on a guitar and next thing you know is she’ll be licking your Johnson like she’s licking an ice cream in Sahara. If you think I am wrong, the Kiss lead singer, Gene Simmons admitted having sex with over 4600 women! That’s more females than you’ll ever see in your entire life time.
Firemen: Your ability to put out fire creates more fire in woman’s body. If you can save her cat on the way, that’s a double score! Nothing gets women more aroused than you holding that big pipe and squirting all the water to put out all that fire.
Coaches: Women love a man who tells them what to do. If a woman can learn something from you, she will do ANYTHING to return the favor.
What do you see common in these? There are what’s known as the “authoritative” figures. You can’t be a fucking cubicle worker and expect to get laid. So, go out there and get laid, er I mean change your careers!