Let it be known, I fucking hate Subway. All these bitches in the office always want to go to Subway, mainly because of that I hate it. You wanna lose weight, go to the fucking gym. Jared didn’t eat Subway and lost weight, he exercised and ate 6 inches, not a foot long and unlike you, he didn’t sit in an office all day long in front of a computer that you can’t even use.
The other reason why I hate subway is because it’s shit. I hate their fucking slogan, “Eat Fresh”… oh yea, asshole, did you cut that meat right in front of me? Did you chop the lettuce right in front of me? How dare you call your shit fresh? It’s more like shit. That’s why I propose a new slogan…. “EAT SHIT”. Continue Reading: Subway: Eat Shit