Seriously people… if you must talk all day that’s fine with me, as long as I am not listening to your shit. But please, I said… PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP for a minute or two while you’re in the bathroom, elevator, or at the restaurant. It’s really annoying and other people don’t want to hear about your life problems. I didn’t sign up to listen to your shit.
The Bathroom
I am not interested in your bitching about your lame life while I am taking a piss. Don’t you always have these losers coming up to you and saying, “Man, I hate my job, my boss just asked me to do [insert some shit].” You know what, you’ll never like your job, because that’s what kind of a person you are. You’ll fucking bitch about everything for rest of your life. There’s only two ways to solve your problem, one is to quit your job, and the other is to shoot yourself (and please do it right, I don’t want to hear “suicide attempt”). Pick the latter, because then you’ll do all of us a favor, one less loser to walk on this fucking earth.
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