I was sitting in my office and one of the 50 or so females I work with brought in her 17 year old kid in my office because he liked computers. I am like what the fuck bitch, I got shit to do (I didn’t have shit to do, but you should always say that, makes you look important.) Anyways, I couldn’t believe how dumb this kid was.
Me: You like computers?
Him: yea, i wanna major in like computer science.
Me: Fuck computers… before your dumb ass graduates from High School, let me give you a few pointers about something called LIFE.
If you are a parent, teach your kids what I am about to tell you. If you’re a high school student, this is the list for you before you begin your college life. If you’re a college student, it’s not too late… You’re not a loser anymore, you’re in college now. You’re a man, now, act like one.
So, here we go, I am about to teach you the ABCs of your young adult life… take notes, bitch.
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Before Graduating From High School