Considering getting married? Read this first! I’ve worked with enough females to know how the system works. You’ll be surprised what these bitches women share with me. If your woman truly loves you, she’ll sign that prenuptial agreement. If she doesn’t sign that agreement, there’s no reason to get married. Most guys get married because they don’t have to look for a tail every day.
Before you consider tying that knot, let me assist you on why should reconsider it.
One Reason To Get Married
- Sex - Now, it’s true sometimes that guys don’t get it every day when they are married, but you’ll definitely get more than you used to when you were single. One benefit to get married is, you don’t have to get her drunk as often. Savings money on the alcohol.
Ten Reasons NOT To Get Married
- Onegina Disease - When you sign that legal paper of marriage, you receive a deadly disease called onegina. With that signature you just signed for one vagina for the rest of your life. I strongly advice you to not get this disease.
- Vaginamoney - You pay something called vagina-money from the day you get married. Just because she has one, you have to pay for rent, utilities, food, ect. Once you get divorced, you’ll have to pay her for not being with you! You gotta fucking love it, the power of having a vagina. At my work, this bitch brought in a brand new BMW. Most people asked her, “oh how much is it?” I asked her “what does your man do?”, she got all offended, but later I found out her boyfriend bought it for her because he didn’t want the baby. Great move, he didn’t want to pay for 18 years for a 18 seconds of mistake.
- Kids - Don’t get me wrong, I love kids. As long as THEY ARE NOT MINE!!!! End of the story.
- Social Life Decline - Once you tie the knot, say good bye to your friends… no guys night, no more throwing dead presidents at strippers.
- Life Gets Boring - *yawn* wife, kids, work… you’re fucking done. DONE!!!! No more staying out late, no more excitement, you just follow a same fucking pattern every fucking day. Go to work, say hi to your kids, fuck your wife (if you’re lucky), go to sleep and repeat.
- She Takes Half of Your Money - You read that right! When she’s with you, she’ll spend half of your money and when you divorce, she’ll take half of it just because you left her!!! Where do I sign up!!!! Fuck.
- Me Love You Not Long Enough - You love her today, but what about tomorrow? What about the day after? Chances of you loving somebody forever are very less. Unless you are a very understanding person or a desperate wimp, you’ll both fight until you kill each other.
- Domination Issues - I don’t know about your pussy ass, but I like things my way. When you get married, you no longer own things. “We” own it. Every sentence that used to begin with “I” will now begin with “we”. The couch is no longer yours, my friend. Think about that!
- Cleanness - Everything has to be “clean and fresh.” Shave every morning. Just woke up? Make your fucking bed. Just ate? Wash your fucking dishes. Just took a piss? Put down the seat and make sure no drops are on the seat. If you think you’re getting a wife that’ll do all this for you… GOOD LUCK!!! Might as well get a maid. They seem to get the job done.
- Your opinions are trash - When you’re married, your opinion are no longer the best opinions. You have a new boss now. New rules. New orders. Follow them or the legs won’t spread… which is why you’ll have to agree to everything your master says. In a man’s world, we call it your balls getting chopped off.
That’s why I say, lease a car, don’t buy it… that way you can return it when you’re done with it. Everybody wants to roll in a Ferrari, but until you can afford it… drive your shitty Honda Civic and drive it good until the mileage runs out. Don’t get married, dumbass!!! If you’re worried about reproduction, don’t worry, the world will never run of stupid people. Stupid people will continue to reproduce.