Hello world? What the fuck, man? Just cause I am a tech guy, you expect me to introduce myself by saying “Hello World?” Fine… Hello World, are you happy now bitch?
Call me The Tech Guy. I work in a big office somewhere in CA. My boss put me on the floor where it’s full of bitches, 30 or so. Can you imagine helping 30 females bitches with the fucking computers? Jesus man, even Satan doesn’t have a hard ass job like mine. I wake up each morning thinking about what kind of problems these bitches are going to create. I mean if you can show them how to print double sided, you’re a fucking star.
I don’t have to read news, because these office bitches talk about EVERYTHING. All the way from the name of Angelina Jolie’s next adopted baby to Dick Chaney’s lesbian daughters. I hear EVERYTHING. I installed chat programs on these computers, just so I can read what people are talking about! I read EVERYTHING. Who is fucking who in the office, who wants to fuck which top executive… I know EVERYTHING. And I feel like I should share that with you, yes YOU!! We’ll just keep it our little secret and as long you don’t promise to tell anyone about it, we’re cool.
I’ll be posting about lots of topics that are happening in this office. Keep checking this site as I will update very frequently. Don’t you fucking dare complain about spelling / grammar mistakes, I’ll cut your balls and feed to the vultures. I am a fucking technician for a reason, go wonder why I didn’t become an English teacher, you fuck. Comments will always be turned off, because I simply don’t give a damn what you think or how much you love/hate me. Just read the fucking site, and go on to mind your own goddamn business.
I am a 25 old tech guy and this is my site. [techguy]$ exit.