As a part-time programmer, I understand what full-time programmers go through. We code all day, and make shit money. Unlike those writer’s of Hollywood, we don’t make a dime when our software is sold. We program day and night… we don’t even look at girls because we’re so busy writing programs for the software companies. What do WE get in return? A fucking paycheck to buy a monthly supply of chicken flavored cup noodles.
So, stand up programmers.. and let us commence the new year with a fucking strike! January 1st, 2008 is the day when we all go on strike, and give our company the finger! Let’s declare a strike!
Who says you need money to get laid? 
Working in an office is like working in a battle, you need to be surrounded by strong people in order to survive. You want to become a General some day, you want people to salute you and by knowing the right people, you can get there. There are five kind of people you should never mess with: The Janitor, The HR