Tech Guy Tales

Considering getting married? Read this first! I’ve worked with enough females to know how the system works. You’ll be surprised what these bitches women share with me. If your woman truly loves you, she’ll sign that prenuptial agreement. If she doesn’t sign that agreement, there’s no reason to get married. Most guys get married because they don’t have to look for a tail every day.

Before you consider tying that knot, let me assist you on why should reconsider it.

One Reason To Get Married

1. Sex - Now, it’s true sometimes that guys don’t get it every day when they are married, but you’ll definitely get more than you used to when you were single. One benefit to get married is, you don’t have to get her drunk as often. Savings money on the alcohol.

Ten Reasons NOT To Get Married

1. Onegina Disease - When you sign that legal paper of marriage, you receive a deadly disease called onegina. With that signature you just signed for one vagina for the rest of your life. I strongly advice you to not get this disease.

Continue Reading: One Reason Why Guys Should Get Married And Ten Reasons Why They Shouldn’t

I was sitting in my office and one of the 50 or so females I work with brought in her 17 year old kid in my office because he liked computers. I am like what the fuck bitch, I got shit to do (I didn’t have shit to do, but you should always say that, makes you look important.) Anyways, I couldn’t believe how dumb this kid was.

Me: You like computers?
Him: yea, i wanna major in like computer science.
Me: Fuck computers… before your dumb ass graduates from High School, let me give you a few pointers about something called LIFE.

If you are a parent, teach your kids what I am about to tell you. If you’re a high school student, this is the list for you before you begin your college life. If you’re a college student, it’s not too late… You’re not a loser anymore, you’re in college now. You’re a man, now, act like one.

So, here we go, I am about to teach you the ABCs of your young adult life… take notes, bitch.

Continue Reading: Ten Life Lessons Your Kids Should Learn
Before Graduating From High School

Who says you need money to get laid? Bitches Women like fame, more than anything. They don’t like you for your physical appearances, they like you for who you are: your status, your fame, your abilities, your authoritative figure. Women want men that can make their friends jealous. She has to be able to say, “my man is better than yours.” The following professions definitely have all those things described above, that’s why these professions are guaranteed to get you laid:

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Fuck the 25 skills every man should know… probably some woman wrote that shit. Men’s roles are significantly different and nothing like the pussified men raised by today’s single moms. We are MEN. So shut up and listen. Do you know why so many people get divorced? It’s simple, because women lack skills.

I know woman and skills don’t go in the same sentence, that’s why I am attempting to erase those stereotypes. By the end of this article, as a woman, you’ll learn your responsibilities and what is expected out of you.

Continue Reading: 25 Skills Every Woman Should Know