Once upon a time, a dip-shit known as Rudy G was a mayor of NYC. Some turban-heads hijacked some planes and ripped New York a new hole. Fast-forward to 2008… and now this nut job wants to be president.
TG: Hey shithead why do you want to be president?
Rudy G: Umm… because… ummm… remember 9/11.. yeah!
TG: OK… So, the economy is fucked up. What do we do?
Rudy G: Well… during 9/11, when the terro…
TG: I don’t give a fuck about 9/11 now, dipshit. Joe Black needs money for the reefer and Jane Mexican needs to feed her 21 kids!!! What are you going to do?
Rudy G: Reefer is good! On 9/11….
TG: OK. Never mind. I bet you didn’t know your sister was giving me a blowjob on 9/11 too…
So let’s get to the point.
Why NOT to vote for RUDY “Douche Bag” Giuliani
- He’s a fucking Republican, need more be said? This should be enough to end the fucking list. Hasn’t the monkey in the office fucked the country’s asshole enough?
- Married his cousin. You fucking sick fucker!!
- Cheated on his wife. OK this cool, way to go… a bitch is a bitch.
- Fear Monger… With all these fucking idiots that I see everyday around me, the last thing I need is an asswipe, like you, making them shit their pants when they go to 7-11.
- Was the mayor of New York. I’m not a fucking idiot. I know you were the fucking mayor asshole. I don’t need you constantly reminding me.
- Has only campaigned in Florida. WTF!?!? This pisses me off. His whole campaign is a sham that is banking on the stupidity of the old gringo, stale finger, can’t punch a fucking ballot card, diaper wearing electorate. Let’s just give this fucking state to Cuba; they got enough of those fuckers there anyway.
Verdict: I say, FUCK BILLARY and Mr. 911.