Tech Guy Says: I was trying to come up with a good April Fool's joke, but I was intellectually bankrupt. I blame you, the old fuck in my office. 2008-04-01

Programmers Guild of America - On Strike

Programmers Guild of America - On Strike As a part-time programmer, I understand what full-time programmers go through. We code all day, and make shit money. Unlike those writer’s of Hollywood, we don’t make a dime when our software is sold. We program day and night… we don’t even look at girls because we’re so busy writing programs for the software companies. What do WE get in return? A fucking paycheck to buy a monthly supply of chicken flavored cup noodles.

So, stand up programmers.. and let us commence the new year with a fucking strike! January 1st, 2008 is the day when we all go on strike, and give our company the finger! Let’s declare a strike!

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Ten Life Lessons Your Kids Should Learn
Before Graduating From High School

Sexy TeacherI was sitting in my office and one of the 50 or so females I work with brought in her 17 year old kid in my office because he liked computers. I am like what the fuck bitch, I got shit to do (I didn’t have shit to do, but you should always say that, makes you look important.) Anyways, I couldn’t believe how dumb this kid was.

Me: You like computers?
Him: yea, i wanna major in like computer science.
Me: Fuck computers… before your dumb ass graduates from High School, let me give you a few pointers about something called LIFE.

If you are a parent, teach your kids what I am about to tell you. If you’re a high school student, this is the list for you before you begin your college life. If you’re a college student, it’s not too late… You’re not a loser anymore, you’re in college now. You’re a man, now, act like one.

So, here we go, I am about to teach you the ABCs of your young adult life… take notes, bitch.

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Before Graduating From High School