Tech Guy Tales

Fuck the 25 skills every man should know… probably some woman wrote that shit. Men’s roles are significantly different and nothing like the pussified men raised by today’s single moms. We are MEN. So shut up and listen. Do you know why so many people get divorced? It’s simple, because women lack skills.

I know woman and skills don’t go in the same sentence, that’s why I am attempting to erase those stereotypes. By the end of this article, as a woman, you’ll learn your responsibilities and what is expected out of you.

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Working in an office is like working in a battle, you need to be surrounded by strong people in order to survive. You want to become a General some day, you want people to salute you and by knowing the right people, you can get there. There are five kind of people you should never mess with: The Janitor, The HR Bitch Lady, The Tech Asshole Guy, The Rumor Bitch Lady, and The Mailman.

The Janitor

Just because he cleans floors doesn’t mean he doesn’t know what’s going on. Remember, these people are here before you get here and they are here after you leave. They know what’s in your trash, they know what’s on your table. These are very good people to make friends with, they can ruin your life or they can save your life, it works both ways. If you ever need something from someone’s desk or their trash, Janitors will come in really handy. They can get a hold of anything, that’s why stay good friends with them.

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Seriously people… if you must talk all day that’s fine with me, as long as I am not listening to your shit. But please, I said… PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP for a minute or two while you’re in the bathroom, elevator, or at the restaurant. It’s really annoying and other people don’t want to hear about your life problems. I didn’t sign up to listen to your shit.

The Bathroom

I am not interested in your bitching about your lame life while I am taking a piss. Don’t you always have these losers coming up to you and saying, “Man, I hate my job, my boss just asked me to do [insert some shit].” You know what, you’ll never like your job, because that’s what kind of a person you are. You’ll fucking bitch about everything for rest of your life. There’s only two ways to solve your problem, one is to quit your job, and the other is to shoot yourself (and please do it right, I don’t want to hear “suicide attempt”). Pick the latter, because then you’ll do all of us a favor, one less loser to walk on this fucking earth.

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