Tech Guy Says: I was trying to come up with a good April Fool's joke, but I was intellectually bankrupt. I blame you, the old fuck in my office. 2008-04-01

Sherri Shepherd Should Be Duct Taped

Sherri Shepherd The Dumb Bitch Recently, Barbra “no body gives a shit about me anymore” Walters from The View decided to get Sherri Shepherd on board, like there weren’t already enough stupid bitches on the show. The View, if you don’t know, is a show where five diversified stupidest bitches you can find in America talk about the issues that matter the most. LOL, huh? Continue Reading: Sherri Shepherd Should Be Duct Taped

Subway: Eat Shit

Jared from SubwayLet it be known, I fucking hate Subway. All these bitches in the office always want to go to Subway, mainly because of that I hate it. You wanna lose weight, go to the fucking gym. Jared didn’t eat Subway and lost weight, he exercised and ate 6 inches, not a foot long and unlike you, he didn’t sit in an office all day long in front of a computer that you can’t even use.

Subway Eat Shit The other reason why I hate subway is because it’s shit. I hate their fucking slogan, “Eat Fresh”… oh yea, asshole, did you cut that meat right in front of me? Did you chop the lettuce right in front of me? How dare you call your shit fresh? It’s more like shit. That’s why I propose a new slogan…. “EAT SHIT”. Continue Reading: Subway: Eat Shit